Jillian Claire Dennis Kirkwood Missouri United States




1.) Promise your Loyal Chump you’ll never betray them (again). Don’t mean a word of it. Cross your fingers behind your back.

2.) Flirt shamelessly with male classmates that want to have sex with you.

3.) After selecting a viable candidate, begin a clandestine text correspondence.

4.) Stop wearing your $10,000 diamond engagement ring. Have excuses prepared.

5.) Utilize tried and true techniques to organize trysts: I.E. – “I’m tutoring at a new time.”, “I have to meet my group early for a project.”, “There’s a show downtown for one of my classmate’s birthday that I’d like to go to.”, “I think I need to spend more time on campus to see a counselor about my feelings.”

6.) Become infatuated with your latest and greatest horny homewrecker; this will annihilate all feelings of familial loyalty and love.

7.) Begin to treat you Loyal Chump lower than dirt and start fights at any opportunity in order to give you and your new boy-toy a wide emotional berth.

8.) Deny your affair at all costs and police your texts when the Loyal Chump’s suspicions suspicions are aroused. I.E. – “There’s Nobody honey!”

9.) Threaten to drive drunk and stoned with a toddler, then blatantly lie to law enforcement and family when the Loyal Chump confronts you. This will castigate the Loyal Chump and vindicate yourself in one swift stroke!

10.) Lustfully and eagerly invite a 30 year old Camry owner named “There’s nobody honey!” to:

-Park in the Loyal Chump’s driveway

-Screw all over the Loyal Chump’s house

-Sleep in the Loyal Chump’s bed and drool on his pillow

-Repeat this process over the course of months, all while your three children sleep in the same house you have despoiled with your infidelity

11.) Tell yourself that you’re a good person while your tacky, tasteless lover sleeps where the Loyal Chump used to night after night after night.

12.) Tell NO-ONE that will judge you poorly for it, and sleep like a baby in the sex-soup you have smeared onto the Loyal Chump’s bed.



















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